when you are under the word count for an essay
When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen
dis nigga, going places.
Ready for the hunger games.
He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR
THROUGH THEIR CROTCH
the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES
if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating
What a headline
The best thing about this is that it was solely for his personal enjoyment