The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x
having a crush on someone
the best condoms money can buy
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
#TBT to last year’s production of The Tempest when we filled the entire stage with four inches of water.
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