The guys hooked me up with a good looking pineapple for prom. I “sedjuiced” him later
I regret nothing
And that’s how I ended my senior year
Lesson: Never be ashamed to go alone
OH MY GOD
HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES
I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY
what the fuck century was this set in, anyway?
DO U WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.